what your operating system says about you
windows 11 - you probably don't know how to change what device audio is coming out ofwindows 10 - you probably don't know what a windows upgrade is or you jusr don't feel like buying a new computer, but you also don't feel like switching to linux
windows 7 - you wanted to protest the EOL of windows 10, but instead of switching to linux like a normal person you decided to be weird about it
windows 8.1 - you're deadset on using your tablet PC to its fullest extent, no matter what security implications it may have
windows 8 - you don't exist
windows vista - you really like aero but you're afraid of the telemetry microsoft added in windows 7
windows XP - you're unable to move on from anything
macOS - you're either rich or really bad with money
linux - you're either gay, trans, a massive nerd, or you gave into the propaganda
android - you're a completely normal person
iOS - you're a richer than average yet otherwise completely normal person
freeBSD - you miss what linux was like back in 2005 and you want to recreate the feeling of having no software available
openBSD - you only use your computer as a web server
netBSD - the only computer you have available happens to be a sega dreamcast
solaris - you're either an oracle employee or a nerd who can't move on from the sun acquisition
GNU/hurd - you would be going around online freaking out any time someone calls it "linux" instead of "GNU/linux", but your computer doesn't have any software available
haiku - you went down the list of alternative operating systems and decided to try this one out, next week you'll be on reactOS
freeDOS - you bought your computer without windows installed by default to save money but at least the OEM gave you this
